You Better Put Me on Speed Dial

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xoxoladyloki:

-makes ellen smack herself in the face repeatedly- Ellen, stop hitting yourself. Hitting people is completely unnecessary. -watches as ellen keeps slapping herself- Ellen seriously stop hitting yourself. -yawns and curls back up under the covers-  

Go back to Asgard you selfish bitch. *leaves*

xoxoladyloki:

No I’m not in pain, I’m…just confused and frustrated. 

*slaps cheek* Oh cut the bullshit, that’s pain. Runnin’ away from people ain’t gonna save you from it, it’ll cause more. Pain is the price we pay to feel. Deal with it.

xoxoladyloki:

No, I keep myself safe from any unnecessary pain this way. -nods as if she’s trying to convince herself-

Oh really? So you’re not in pain? You were just hiding under the covers like a child because you weren’t in pain?

xoxoladyloki:

So what, you’re an exception to the rule then? I highly doubt that, I let you in on bits a pieces sure, but you don’t know close to half of the things about me except what I show on the surface. 

*shakes head* You give away more than you think. You leave yourself weak and alone this way, Loki.